[1444] | 1 | C was bitten by drdink
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| 2 | C fell into a hole
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| 3 | C bit their tongue
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| 4 | C set themself on fire
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| 5 | C ate a poisonous fruit
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| 6 | C lost their mind
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| 7 | C died, temporarily..
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| 8 | C was caught in a terrible snowstorm
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| 9 | C EXPLODED, somewhat..
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| 10 | C got knifed in a dark alley
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| 11 | C saw an episode of Ally McBeal
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| 12 | C got turned INSIDE OUT, practically
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| 13 | C ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn
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| 14 | C met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills
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| 15 | C has fallen ill with the black plague
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| 16 | C was struck by lightning
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| 17 | C was attacked by a rabid cow
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| 18 | C was attacked by a rabid wolverine
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| 19 | C was set on fire
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| 20 | C was decapitated, temporarily..
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| 21 | C was tipped by a cow
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| 22 | C was bucked from a horse
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| 23 | C was bitten by a møøse
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| 24 | C was sat on by a giant
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| 25 | C ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi
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| 26 | C got harassed by peer
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| 27 | C got lost in the woods
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| 28 | C misplaced his map
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| 29 | C broke his compass
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| 30 | C lost his glasses
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| 31 | C walked face-first into a tree
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| 32 | G found a pair of Nikes
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| 33 | G caught a unicorn
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| 34 | G discovered a secret, underground passage
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| 35 | G was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly
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| 36 | G discovered caffeinated coffee
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| 37 | G grew an extra leg
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| 38 | G was visited by a very pretty nymph
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| 39 | G found kitten
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| 40 | G learned Perl
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| 41 | G found an exploit in the IRPG code
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| 42 | G tamed a wild horse
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| 43 | G found a one-time-use spell of quickness
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| 44 | G bought a faster computer
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| 45 | G bribed the local IRPG administrator
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| 46 | G stopped using dial-up
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| 47 | G invented the wheel
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| 48 | G gained a sixth sense
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| 49 | G got a kiss from drwiii
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| 50 | G had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy
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| 51 | G was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream
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| 52 | G was bitten by a radioactive spider
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| 53 | G hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny
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| 54 | G was accepted into Pi Beta Phi
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| 55 | Q2 225 415 280 460 lay waste to the Towers of Ankh-Allor, wherein lies the terrible sorceror Croocq
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| 56 | Q1 locate the centuries-lost tomes of the grim prophet Haplashak Mhadhu
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| 57 | Q2 400 475 480 380 explore and chart the dark lands of T'rnalvph
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| 58 | Q1 locate the ancient writings of Ahmo, prophet of the blind god Io, namely his last and hidden work, Time as Deity, thought to answer all of mankind's greater wonders
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| 59 | Q2 290 65 325 270 slay the great and horrible troll, Dokt'r Wiii
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| 60 | Q2 480 415 325 270 return the stolen relics of Iao-Sabao to the city of Velvragh, quieting the religious riot that has sprung up from their loss
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| 61 | Q2 70 315 325 270 guard the secret passage to Bharash until the full moon has passed, and the evil returned to its resting place
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| 62 | Q2 50 350 325 270 destroy the bandits terrorizing the roads passing through the Great Shahlil mountains
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| 63 | Q1 locate and destroy the immensely powerful Eyeless Amulet of the evil sorceress, Ankh B'loht
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| 64 | Q2 167 458 325 270 rescue the beautiful princess Juliet from the grasp of the beast Grabthul
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| 65 | Q1 locate the herbs and brew the elixir to rid the realm of the Normonic Plague
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| 66 | Q2 160 480 160 380 hunt down the over-abundance of mountain wolves that are slaying the regions' cows
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| 67 | Q2 35 40 325 270 assassinate the general, Ronald Ashur, of the invading army of Denmark
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| 68 | Q2 235 125 430 60 setup a trade route through the mountains to the neighboring land of Qwok and arrange correspondence with their leader, Cuincey-Love Vikk'l
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| 69 | Q2 155 155 325 270 live among and learn the ancient magick of the tribe of pygmie people, the Jow Botzi
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| 70 | Q2 70 125 170 100 kill the resurrected Jow Botzian zombies produced by a young wizard's wayward spell
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| 71 | Q1 worship the sacred Cow until such time as she is satiated
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